Mall’s Horny Display Of Mating Polar Bears Has Shoppers Frozen In Amusement



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A mall’s setup depicting a loved-up polar bear couple has gone viral, because such is the nature of the internet.

Photos of a pair of polar bear sculptures in the heat of the moment—right smack in the foyer—of Tynwald Mills mall in Isle of Man have left internet users shivering with delight.

Standing at a short distance away from the setup was a little brown bear, who was curiously taking a gander at the intimate activity between the polar bears.

The Christmas display was intended to bring Christmas cheer to anyone who walked past it—and it certainly did, but that was because it was presumably rearranged by cheeky patrons to form a more provocative position.

“It seems Tynwald Mills wish us all a Merry F*cking Christmas,” joked Twitter user ‘Lozzerlou’. Gives new meaning to riding the Polar Express!”

“Sounds like we caught a rare David Attenborough moment today,” said Facebook user Amber Garrett.

Responding to the polarizing display, the mall addressed on Facebook, “We’d like to thank our customers for getting a little too into Christmas this year with our Polar Bears in the atrium, and can reassure you the display has changed somewhat since setup.”

“Apologies to anybody offended by our somewhat interactive display.”

Rather than stay red-faced, the complex made light of the situation by posting a photo of an adorable polar cub that was supposedly a “miracle” byproduct of the couple’s festive encounter.

“It’s a Christmas miracle! This little guy showed up at Tynwald Mills this morning… mum is doing well,” Tynwald Mills assured.

So a Shopping Centre on the Isle of Man just had their Christmas decorations done… 👀 pic.twitter.com/4s8MMsd9zn

— Liam Rice (@Li4mricee) November 18, 2018

Not my pics, but it seems Tynwald Mills wish us all a Merry F*cking Christmas. Gives new meaning to riding the Polar Express!! 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/OYuR1whsD2

— Laura 🤓 (@Lozzerlou) November 18, 2018

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We’d like to thank our customers for getting a little too into Christmas this year with our Polar Bears in the atrium…

Posted by Tynwald Mills on Sunday, November 18, 2018

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It’s a Christmas miracle! This little guy showed up at Tynwald Mills this morning!

We’d like you to name him! -…

Posted by Tynwald Mills on Monday, November 19, 2018

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